Kykryn's Journal

There I was minding my own dang business and POW! Halfling’s not so much like myself decide they were hungry and I would make a nice meal. Weirdos if you ask me, why would anyone want to eat me I smell bad and i’m sure I don’t taste any better. This one guy thanks hes tough, I have them all fooled but ill let them think what they want. . .what the hell was that on the ledge. . .looked like a termite (turned out later to be some Kreen in a group of adventuring folk). . .a n y w a y s what was I saying. OH RIGHT so these guys were gonna get it in 5,4,3, oh look at that shiny coin, wonder where it was made, I sure would like to have that. Right right so anyways they got it, (and by got it i mean they dead.) with some help from these strangers who really didn’t like that I burnt a sandboatthingymobobberthing but whatever to each his own my great uncle Pumplepricks use to say. AHHHHHHH and the most adorable thing happened, they helped me finish my ritual and one guy even died! YEAH DIED! this big lizard thing and I mean HUGE was like NOM NOM NOM all over him but yeah it was sweet of them to do that even though they have no idea what I was actually doing. . .Before I go dothatthingthatimnotsupposetoletpeopleknowido. The weirdest thing happened at the end of that day these spirits came right out some strange looking creatures after they got burnt pretty bad welp thats all for now till next time. . .or until the world is MINE hehe just kidding but srslytilltheworldismineandidestroyyouallMWAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Kykryn's Journal

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